DH complains about his long to do list including paying bills, changing the light bulbs in the closet so I can actually see what I'm going to wear for the day, and a myriad of other things. And has been complaining for days that he has no free time to go running.
What is he doing?
He is making his own thermite. Yes, he read the recipe on the internet, ordered the ingredients, and is burning it in my backyard.
I told him to not burn the house down.